nut hugger
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You can't special order awesome
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
last night I used snow as a chaser
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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