she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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