But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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