Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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