If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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