I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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