Nicole vs. Life
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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