He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
There are leaves in my underwear?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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