does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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