So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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