I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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