A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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