i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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