He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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