watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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