My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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