I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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