I don't think brook has ever known best
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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