spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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