Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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