My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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