Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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