I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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