how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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