you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
ok first of all what the fuck
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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