Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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