I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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