Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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