I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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