If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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