Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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