The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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