11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
with your own penis?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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