Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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