Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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