All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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