also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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