literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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