Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
someone owes me an orgasm
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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