Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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