omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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