I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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