Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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