Me too!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
