um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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