I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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