we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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