How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
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