Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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