Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You're like the curious george of whores
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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