i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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