this boner is exhausting
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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