can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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