I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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