a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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