So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
either way he was missing a nipple.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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