Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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