he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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