Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My bed smells like the plague
Why did my mother make you get naked?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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