no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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