the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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