Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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