But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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