Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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