return my video game
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We were destined to go to rehab together
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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